A: That was a huge fire in Santa Barbara.

B: Yes, it was.

A: They said about 30 houses burned to the ground.

B: And they were expensive houses.

A: I feel so sorry for those people.

B: Why feel sorry for rich people?

A: I feel sorry for anyone who loses their home.

B: So do I, but not if they’re rich.

A: What does that have to do with it?

B: Rich people think they’re better than us.

A: How many rich people do you know?

B: None.