B: But, Mom, I’m not dirty.

A: You need a bath every day.

B: Why?

A: Because you don’t want to smell bad.

B: I don’t smell bad.

A: That’s what you think.

B: If I smelled bad, I could smell me.

A: I can smell you.

B: I can smell you, too.

A: That’s my perfume.

B: When can I wear perfume?