B: Yes, everybody gets the Public Broadcasting System.

A: It puts me to sleep.

B: Tell me about it.

A: A gardening show follows a knitting show.

B: A cooking show follows a sewing show.

A: A travel show follows another travel show.

B: I'll say! I've gone around the world a dozen times already!

A: Now they?re adding old TV shows to the old movies.

B: I sure would like to see something interesting for a change.

A: If more people donate money, PBS could offer new shows.

B: Who wants to donate? Public TV should be free.