A: Where’s the pencil sharpener?

B: Which one?

A: Any one. I need to sharpen this pencil.

B: I think there’s one on the dining room table.

A: I already looked there.

B: Did you look in the desk drawer?

A: Yes, I looked there, too.

B: Don’t we have about five sharpeners?

A: Yes, but they seem to have legs.

B: Tomorrow I’m going to buy an electric sharpener.

A: Get one with the rubber suction cups on the bottom.

B: Yes. That way it will stay where I put it.