B: Of course you are. You ate everything on the table.

A: I don't like to eat leftovers.

B: I'm glad to hear there's something you don't like to eat.

A: I like my food hot and fresh.

B: You like to see it disappear.

A: I don't like it reheated.

B: Well, you'll have hot fresh food tomorrow night.

A: I'm so full I'm going to burst.

B: You should loosen your belt.

A: I already loosened my belt and unbuttoned my pants.

B: Well, don't stand up, please.