B: So do I.

A: A long time ago, flying used to be okay.

B: Now it’s like riding a bus.

A: You’re jammed in with people all around you.

B: Half of them are coughing, and the other half are sneezing.

A: You don’t have any elbow room or knee room.

B: People are always getting up to use the bathroom.

A: Kids are crying or climbing over you.

B: It’s a flying zoo!

A: I wish I could afford first class seats.

B: Doesn’t everybody?