B: You drink too much coffee.

A: But I love coffee.

B: Well, it’s your life.

A: You eat too much chocolate.

B: I don’t think so.

A: Have you looked in the mirror?

B: Do you think I’m getting fat?

A: I didn’t say that.

B: What did you say?

A: I said I have to go to the bathroom.

B: That’s what I thought you said.