B: The streets are clean and quiet.

A: The neighbors don’t party on the weekends.

B: People take care of their lawns.

A: No rusty old cars are sitting in the front yards.

B: We never have to call the police about anything.

A: Our kids are completely safe.

B: So why are we selling our house?

A: They’re building a 3-story apartment building on the corner.

B: So we’ve got to sell before property values go down?

A: Yes. I still can’t believe our city council allowed this building.

B: They’re probably getting something under the table.