B: I thought you just bought a pair.

A: I did.

B: What’s wrong with them so soon?

A: The pants are fine, but the pocket has a huge hole in it.

B: You shouldn’t carry your keys and pens in your pocket.

A: But that’s what pockets are for.

B: You should carry them in a purse.

A: I’m a man, and men don’t carry purses!

B: Well, you should buy pants with stronger pockets.

A: I would if I could find someone who makes strong pockets.

B: Try a Google search online.