B: Buy a new one.

A: I would if I had the money.

B: Why is it so slow?

A: That’s a good question.

B: Did you take it to a computer shop?

A: I would if I had the money.

B: Well, I guess you have to live with it.

A: Sometimes I want to throw it out the window.

B: You don’t want to do that.

A: Why not?

B: You might hit someone in the head.