A: I missed the TV news last night. What was on?B: Nothing that would pass as news.A: What's the weather going to be like this weekend?B: I don't know. Whenever the weather comes on, I switch channels.A: What was the lead story on the news?B: Some actress was in court for driving without a license.A: What was the second story?B: Some actor married a woman young enough to be his daughter.A: What was the third story?B: A bull chased a man in a supermarket.A: Wasn't there anything about Octo-Mom?B: Of course. She's going to hire a nanny for her eight infants.