A: My ear is killing me.

B: What’s the matter?

A: I was on a plane.

B: So?

A: So, every time the plane goes up, my ear starts to hurt.

B: That’s no good.

A: Sometimes the pain goes away, and sometimes it doesn’t.

B: Have you seen a doctor?

A: I’ve been to two doctors.

B: And they couldn’t fix your problem?

A: They both said I have to live with it.

B: Or you can stay off planes.