B: Thank you.

A: I hope they fit.

B: I hope you kept the receipt.

A: You think they won’t fit?

B: I think I’ve put on some weight.

A: You think?

B: Maybe a pound or two.

A: Maybe four or five pounds?

B: My waist is bigger than it was.

A: No problem. These pants have an elastic waistband.

B: You are so smart!