A: What are you going to do about your death?

B: Well, mostly I'll try to avoid it.

A: I mean, are you going to get buried or cremated?

B: My wife and I will be cremated.

A: Are you going to be buried next to each other?

B: Oh, no. Our ashes will be shaken into the ocean.

A: You?re not going to be buried?

B: A coffin costs too much and takes up too much space.

A: Yes, but it will be in a cemetery where your children can visit you.

B: Children seldom visit their parents in a cemetery.

A: That's true. A cemetery is for dead people, not living people.

A: We figure our kids can visit us whenever they go to the beach.