B: They sure are.

A: Did you hear about the pilot?

B: The one that stole a small plane?

A: Yes, he stole a plane in Canada and flew into the U.S.

B: Did they catch him?

A: Yes. After two U.S. fighter jets followed him for an hour, he landed on a highway.

B: Did he crash?

A: No, he just landed the plane and walked to a restaurant.

B: Did the cops find out why he flew into the U.S.?

A: His life sucked. He was hoping a fighter jet would shoot him down.

B: Poor guy.