B: Why would I do that?

A: Because men like to cheat.

B: Some men do, but not me.

A: I’m watching you.

B: I’m an open book. Watch me all you want.

A: If I catch you, you’ll be sorry.

B: You won’t catch me, because I love you. I’m not a cheater.

A: I will poke your eyes out.

B: I don’t want any other woman.

A: I will chop your toes off, one by one.

B: Honey, please. You’re the only woman for me, forever. I swear it.