A: Bears are invading our neighborhoods.

B: Of course they are. They’re starving to death.

A: They should stay in the woods where they belong.

B: There’s no food in the woods.

A: Can’t they eat grass?

B: Do you think a bear is a cow?

A: Well, I’ve seen them eating berries.

B: Berries aren’t in season all year round.

A: It’s too dangerous for kids and pets.

B: People need to cover their trash cans.

A: The police need to shoot all the bears.

B: You don’t solve a problem by shooting it.