B: What are you talking about?

A: I got a ticket downtown for $140.

B: Were you speeding?

A: No, I was crossing the street.

B: Were you jaywalking?

A: No, I was in the crosswalk.

B: So why did you get a ticket?

A: The officer said the red hand was blinking.

B: Was it blinking when you entered the crosswalk?

A: No, the white WALK sign was blinking.

B: You should fight that ticket. I’ll be your witness.