B: But we have the same old problems.

A: Well, he’s made a few changes.

B: Like what?

A: I think he closed the bowling alley in the White House.

B: Oh, yeah. He’s changing it to a basketball court.

A: Who’s paying for that?

B: I think we are!

A: Well, that’s okay, as long as it helps him relax and think more clearly.

B: Yes, we need a relaxed president who thinks clearly.

A: Do any other world leaders have a basketball court?

B: They will. You know America always leads the way.