B: How much money do you have?

A: $1,000.

B: Well, that should get you something.

A: But I need something that’s reliable.

B: You need a car with low mileage.

A: A car that was owned by a little old lady.

B: Where have you looked?

A: I haven’t looked anywhere yet.

B: Why not?

A: Because I’ll never find one for such a low price.

B: You’re right about that. Keep saving your money.